Spencer Hakimian of Tolou Capital Management is my loser son.

My boy loves to distance himself from President Trump, but despite me giving him serious starting capital just like Fred did to Donald, he's still a complete and total loser. spencerthakimian.com for more details.

Disclaimer: This is a parody. All statements and events depicted in this interview are fictionalized and satirical in nature. Allegations referenced are for illustrative purposes only. No actual confessions, statements, or interviews occurred.